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Well guys. I’m going to take a break with tumblr right now. I don’t know when I’ll be back but I will eventually. So later guys. Bye.
a boy is trying to flirt with me and
this is the funnies thing i have seen
how did this get notes what ok
zack is a tumblr.
it all makes sense now.
why he was always just a little bit chubbier, he never did his school work, he was lazy and irresponsible…
zack had a tumblr.
until his brother decided to make one for a social experiment
Why it’s perfectly acceptable to read all day, to garden all day, to be at the pool all day, to work all day, to shop all day, to be out with friends all day, but the minute you decide to sit at a computer or console and game all day, suddenly you’re wasting your life?
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that in the Chinese version of Disney’s Mulan, the fake name she gives is “Ping”, but her family name “Fa” in English is “Hua” in Chinese, therefore her full name is “Hua Ping”, which is literally “Flower Vase”, and that’s why Shang is so bewildered because it’s a silly name.
but OP how could you not tell them the best part
“hua ping”/flower vase is chinese slang for “camp gay”
OMG WHAT DID I JUST READ.
THIS IS EITHER THE BEST OR THE WORST LOVE STORY I CAN’T DECIDE OMFG.
OMG DYING WTF IS THIS OH GOD
What the ever loving fuck did I just witness
Still a better love story than twilight.
I regloged it just for that
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later, don’t forget about him.
i laughed for like 20 minutes
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
So today at school this one girl was complimenting my outfit and she said “you rock it” but i thought she said “you rocket” so i said “no i space shuttle” and she was confused and i was confused and i havent been able to look her in the eye all day
trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on
i’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived and now my mom is yelling at us
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